Russian mobsters. Extended stripping scenes. A sheriff with no sensitivity training. Interesting family dinners. Join the TPM crew as they run into Mike Wright of the Fantasy Footballers while escaping to Mexico. On the way they fantasy draft horror villains… continue reading »
Questionable demon rules. Crazy Willem Dafoe smiles. Spring break gone bad. Join the TPM crew this Friday the 13th as they travel down to Mexico with unsuspecting victims Kirti and Matt to play a game of truth or dare and… continue reading »
Signs, signs, a everywhere signs. Jim has looked better. Sand stores are making a killing. A Quiet Place is about a family that must live in total silence after and alien invasion. Despite strict security measures the family has to… continue reading »
Making out with wolf heads. Coffee mug bongs. Inappropriate betting pools. Mermen. Cabin in the Woods follows five teenagers as they take an innocent trip to a remote cabin on a college break. At the same time, they are being… continue reading »
For-profit healthcare. Lax background checks. iPhone video filters. Shady shivs. Steven Soderbergh’s ‘Unsane’ is his first foray into horror films and he debuts with a (camera flash) bang. Made for only a little over $1 million, Soderbergh makes a big… continue reading »
Worst marines ever. A character named ‘Books’. Nazi space scientists. Leprechaun gonorrhea. Whenever a horror franchise runs out of ideas you might as well send the villain to space. The one thing going for the Leprechaun franchise is that it… continue reading »
Mobile homes. Questionable parenting. American trucks. Maskwork. ‘The Strangers: Prey at Night’ is the sequel to 2008’s ‘The Strangers’ which featured Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman. Loosely tied to the original, the three masked killers are now tormenting a family… continue reading »
Ill-advised hypnosis. Casual racism. Overt racism. T-S-motherfucking-A. 2017’s Get Out is one of most refreshing horror movies in years. Nodding to horror’s past while moving the genre forward, aping iconic films but setting trends in its own right and finally… continue reading »
Shitty teens. Shitty dumpster diving. Shitty chinese demons. Shitty time travel. 2017’s Wish Upon is the ultimate in mediocre teen horror films. The movie tries to build upon the foundation of better teen horror classics like The Craft and the… continue reading »
The Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news you need to know from the past week, play some games and give streaming recommendations that you should be watching. Topics Discussed for 02/20/2018 Wicker Man-themed roller coaster Sharknado 6… continue reading »