The Predator elevator pitch: Lots of DNA talk. Kids who say ‘Assburgers’. More gauntlets than any movie ever. Every character gets 5 minutes of stand-up material. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and mercenary Anthony as they take on a spaceship… continue reading »
The Nun elevator pitch: French people in Romania. An ominous castle. Following every sound ever no matter what. Making nuns even creepier than before. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew with Nate and Unsuspecting Victim Tom on location in Vatican… continue reading »
Upgrade elevator pitch: Literal ‘hand’ guns. Awkward billionaires. Printing pizzas. Ninja moves (but not really a ninja). Login with the Texas Podcast Massacre coders and Unsuspecting Victim Matt as they hack around the edges of 2018 sci-fi/horror instant classic Upgrade. Show… continue reading »
The Party Bus to Hell elevator pitch: Blood cults in the desert. Machete-wielding Tara Reid. Questionable driving techniques. Too much nipple play. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and Unsuspecting Victim Ben as they get on the podcast bus to… continue reading »
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Elevator Pitch: Poorly constructed greenhouses. Nannies without references. Inconvenient asthma attacks. One of the best punches in cinema history. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they bring in three Unsuspecting Victims with different levels… continue reading »
Come see this beautiful five-bedroom, three and one-half bath renovated Dutch Colonial with a boat house along a canal off the Long Island Sound. Built in the 1970s but recently remodeled this house provides ample space for a growing family…. continue reading »
The Birdemic Shock and Terror Elevator Pitch: Yoko Ono website plugs. Some of the worst CGI on earth. A Silicon Valley dream. Implausible Victoria Secret cover girls. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and our returning ornithologist Taylor as they try… continue reading »
Looking for a graveyard smash? New Monster Match mobile dating app is here to help you find your boo thang. “This is the first dating app where I feel like I can truly be transparent about who I am,” says… continue reading »
The Birds Elevator Pitch: Very dedicated practical jokes. One of the worst parties ever. Convenient ornithologists. A LOT OF BIRD PUNS! Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and resident ornithologist Taylor as they fly right into an owl-out debate on bird… continue reading »
Unfriended: Dark Web Elevator Pitch: Some dark home videos. A literal swatting team. Clicking questionable links. Probably the worst game night ever. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they assemble for game night, debate what the best alternate ending is,… continue reading »