The Home Alone elevator pitch: Negligent parents. Pissing cousins. Wet Bandits. A criminal child left to his own devices. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as we find a truly disturbing horror film hiding inside Christmas classic Home Alone. Show Segments: Debate Question (03:30):… continue reading »
The American Psycho elevator pitch: Business card pissing contests. Restaurant reservation pissing contests. Murdering homeless people. Huey Lewis and the News. Join Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they debate 80’s songs to commit murders to and make their reservation to review… continue reading »
The Wailing elevator pitch: Shady Shaman rituals. A little daughter that would be at home on Jerry Springer. Allegories on top of allegories. The creepiest Japanese man in history. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Asian Correspondent Matt as they recover from… continue reading »
The Ice Cream Man elevator pitch: Kid bikes with rockets on them. Clint Howard in an insane asylum. Time to Michael down your Vincents. Eyeball sundaes. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Taylor as they start drinking for Thanksgiving a bit… continue reading »
The Overlord elevator pitch: Baseball-loving French kids. Metal Gear Solid WW2. Crazy serums. Euron Greyjoy as a Nazi. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they go behind enemy lines to yet again takedown Nazis, debate a new enemy for this film and… continue reading »
The Insidious elevator pitch: Neglected middle children. Off-brand Poltergeist psychics. Astral projections. Creepy kid drawings that explain EVERYTHING. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Drew from the Drew Yari Podcast as they debate ghost musical choices and dig “further’ into… continue reading »
The Lost Boys elevator pitch: The murder capital of the world. Wearing sunglasses at night. Little sisters crying. Headbanging to saxophone solos. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Jill as they head to the pier, talk about comic books, and… continue reading »
The Halloween elevator pitch: Questionable patient care. Podcasters with no morals (not us!). Battles 40 years in the making. The luckiest baby in the world. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victims Taylor and John as they fortify the podcast studio… continue reading »
The Apostle elevator pitch: “Purification” devices. Welsh islands. Dan Stevens crushing as usual. Peculiar agricultural practices. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they look for their kidnapped Unsuspecting Victim and discuss the Wicker Man inspired Netflix film Apostle. As we mention in the… continue reading »
The Queen of the Damned elevator pitch: Nu-metal vampires. Blurry fight scenes. Aaliyah as an ancient Egyptian immortal. Jonathan Davis as a ticket scalper. Join Texas Podcast Massacre on Monday as they bite into the film and Why I Hate… continue reading »