The First Purge elevator pitch: Literal political hit jobs. Baby masks that make you squirm. A murderer named Skeletor. Equilibrium-level gun battles. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they debate the Fourth of July horror film America needs and… continue reading »
The Mom and Dad elevator pitch: Saws that go through everything. Running over your Mom in slow-motion. Novel uses for car keys. The Hokey Pokey. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they discuss how this movie is Mitch and… continue reading »
The Hereditary Elevator pitch: Tiny death scenes, structurally sound tree houses, some bad cake and rolling heads. Join the TPM crew as they dissect how Mitch conjured laughter in the whole theater and what the hell happened in the just… continue reading »
Bad breakups. Worse blind dates. Hypnotist doctors. Irresistible brownies. Join the TPM crew as they answer the call to pitch what cheap horror films they would write and direct. Then they review upcoming micro-budget horror/comedy ‘The God Inside My Ear’… continue reading »
Rural Indiana. Conveniently blocked roads. Fast (falling off) feet. Some ‘roided up beavers. Join the TPM crew as they bring unsuspecting victim Taylor to the secluded podcast cabin to debate the scariest zombie critter and review the dam outrageous horror/comedy… continue reading »
Terrible peek-a-boo games. The creepiest twins imaginable. One kickass goat. Join the TPM crew as they are outcast to a rural podcast studio where they and unsuspecting victim Tom pick which animals they would possess and review 2016’s fantastic New… continue reading »
Russian mobsters. Extended stripping scenes. A sheriff with no sensitivity training. Interesting family dinners. Join the TPM crew as they run into Mike Wright of the Fantasy Footballers while escaping to Mexico. On the way they fantasy draft horror villains… continue reading »
Questionable demon rules. Crazy Willem Dafoe smiles. Spring break gone bad. Join the TPM crew this Friday the 13th as they travel down to Mexico with unsuspecting victims Kirti and Matt to play a game of truth or dare and… continue reading »
Signs, signs, a everywhere signs. Jim has looked better. Sand stores are making a killing. A Quiet Place is about a family that must live in total silence after and alien invasion. Despite strict security measures the family has to… continue reading »
Making out with wolf heads. Coffee mug bongs. Inappropriate betting pools. Mermen. Cabin in the Woods follows five teenagers as they take an innocent trip to a remote cabin on a college break. At the same time, they are being… continue reading »