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Slice: Chance the Werewolf

Igor September 24, 2018 Reviews 2010s, Comedy, Haunted House, Low-Budget, Supernatural, Witch
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The Slice elevator pitch: Ghost and human relationship dynamics. Framed werewolves. Delivery driver drug meetups. Everyone agrees that they hate witches. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre delivery crew and Unsuspecting Victim and pizza connoisseur Amanda as they dig into 2018’s… continue reading »

Down at Castle Rock – Episode 10

Igor September 21, 2018 Reviews 2010s, Castle Rock, Stephen King, Supernatural, TV
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Castle Rock Wallpaper

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the final episode of season 1 entitled Romans and discuss: Bill Skarsgård flashes… continue reading »

The Predator: Spines Are Going to Bleed All Over You!

Igor September 17, 2018 Reviews 2010s, Alien, Monster, Sci-Fi
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The Predator elevator pitch: Lots of DNA talk. Kids who say ‘Assburgers’. More gauntlets than any movie ever. Every character gets 5 minutes of stand-up material. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and mercenary Anthony as they take on a spaceship… continue reading »

Down at Castle Rock – Episode 9

Igor September 13, 2018 Reviews 2010s, Castle Rock, Stephen King, Supernatural, TV
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Castle Rock Wallpaper

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the ninth episode of the show entitled Henry Deaver and discuss: The Castle… continue reading »

The Nun: Sister Marilyn Manson

Igor September 10, 2018 Reviews 2010s, Haunted House, Religion, Supernatural, Waniverse
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The Nun elevator pitch: French people in Romania. An ominous castle. Following every sound ever no matter what. Making nuns even creepier than before. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew with Nate and Unsuspecting Victim Tom on location in Vatican… continue reading »

Down at Castle Rock – Episode 8

Igor September 6, 2018 Reviews 2010s, Castle Rock, Stephen King, Supernatural, TV
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Castle Rock Wallpaper

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the eighth episode of the show entitled Past Perfect and discuss: Jackie Torrance… continue reading »

Upgrade: Alternate Title is Up-Grey’d!

Igor September 4, 2018 Reviews 2010s, Action, Sci-Fi, Technology
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Upgrade elevator pitch: Literal ‘hand’ guns. Awkward billionaires. Printing pizzas. Ninja moves (but not really a ninja). Login with the Texas Podcast Massacre coders and Unsuspecting Victim Matt as they hack around the edges of 2018 sci-fi/horror instant classic Upgrade. Show… continue reading »

Party Bus to Hell: How Much Can Tara Reid Bench?

Igor August 27, 2018 Reviews 2010s, Cult, Terrible
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The Party Bus to Hell elevator pitch: Blood cults in the desert. Machete-wielding Tara Reid. Questionable driving techniques. Too much nipple play. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and Unsuspecting Victim Ben as they get on the podcast bus to… continue reading »

Birdemic: Some Dreams Should Die and We Are Drunk

Igor August 13, 2018 Reviews 2010s, Animal, Apocalypse, Low-Budget, Terrible
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The Birdemic Shock and Terror Elevator Pitch: Yoko Ono website plugs. Some of the worst CGI on earth. A Silicon Valley dream. Implausible Victoria Secret cover girls. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and our returning ornithologist Taylor as they try… continue reading »

Unfriended: Dark Web: Betty White Is In the Sequel

Igor July 27, 2018 Reviews 2010s, Invasion, Technology
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Unfriended: Dark Web Elevator Pitch: Some dark home videos. A literal swatting team. Clicking questionable links. Probably the worst game night ever. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they assemble for game night, debate what the best alternate ending is,… continue reading »

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